she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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