Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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