Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
When are your genitals available?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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