I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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