Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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