They should really pass out barf bags in church
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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