You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
