I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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