so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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