somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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