how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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