4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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