This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
We left the knife in your bed.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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