Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Randomize
