I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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