I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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