with your own penis?
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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