i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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