She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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