I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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