I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Vodka?
Forever.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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