4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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