You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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