ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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