I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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