some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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