ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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