I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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