I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
he just fucked me for my cheese.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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