Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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