I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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