I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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