White coat. Heels.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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