everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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