Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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