eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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