And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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