But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You dont lie about slip and slides
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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