i think i have two assholes
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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