my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
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So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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