Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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