Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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