I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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