I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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