oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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