I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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