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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Less talking, more tequila
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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