She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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