We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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