We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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