You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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