quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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