My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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