Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm too high and old for this...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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