fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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