yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize